No more marriage for Matt

So Matt Le Blanc is the latest 'Friends' relationship tragedy, he is to divorce wife Melissa Knight following their split in January. I'm not suprised to be honest he has been known to behave badly at times and I was always under the impression that Melissa was quite sensible and homely, and wasn't looking for a bad boy. Still sad news particularly for the children. There always seems to be so many 'irreconcilable differences' in Hollywood...

Mortimer Martin?

Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are thinking of calling their new baby Mortimer if they have a boy. He will be named after Gwynie's godfather Steven Spielberg that they called uncle Morty. I suppose this really is only speculation, but even before the birth of daughter the press were quoting bizarre names that seemed unlikely, and they suprised us all by actually naming her after the green - or red - fruit. So maybe Morty it is after all!

Baby Wahlberg no.2

Congratulations to Mark Wahlberg and his girlfriendRhea Durham on the birth of their baby boy, the next addition to their family following daughter Ella Rae 2. I wonder if they will be next down the aisle, well maybe after Rhea's got her figure back!

Would you trust this woman with your child?!

So the latest crazy episode in the Simpson family has begun, it seems that Jessica has now decided that she would like to adopt, evidently she's not bothered by the fact that she is soon to be divorced. Totally and utterly bizarre, I just hope that her parents make her realise that having a child is not like having a dog, after all I'm not sure that they she could find a posh bag expensive enough to carry it around in!

Is Noel heading north?

Is Oasis leading man Noel Gallagher heading home to Manchester? Has he gone soft? Who knows, or maybe age is finally catching up with him! But he’s had enough of the cobbled streets of the capital and wants to go back to his roots. He feels (and to be fair he is right) that he wrote the best music up North, the band does seems to be losing it in more recent years as well as losing most of their members!
Although with the sharing of daughter Anais with ex-wife Meg Mathews, I don’t see how he can go back, it’s not as if Meg would ever leave London, after all her partying lifestyle did cause the end of their marriage, so maybe that time has passed him by and he will have to stay where he is. Noel himself seems to think so, stating that Anais is all grown up now and he is 5 or 6 years too late.
But please, get back up North Noel I miss the good music!

Daring Douglas speaks out.

Michael Douglas has spoken out against Brad Pitt leaving Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie stating that he can’t believe that he left Jen to “go hold orphans for Angelina”. It is rare for such a public condemnation by one major celebrity against another with no provocation, but at least he’s being honest and I agree that they will never last, although really Michael it is none of your business!

Awesome Aniston moves on

Jennifer Aniston has spoken out about her new boyfriend Vince Vaughn, stating that he is a fiercely loyal friend, great fun, talented and generally lovely to be around. I can't say that I know loads about the new man in Jen's life, but he seems to be making her very happy even with the constant bombardment of Brangelina that Jen is dealing with. Hopefully after the birth of their child we'll all stop talking about them - well at least until they split up!

When will Tom Cruise ever learn?

I read with distress today that a woman in America has been killed by her schizophrenic son, after treating his illness with vitamins. 28 year old Jeremy Perkins was a great believer in the crazy scientology, and his mother was a counsellor in the 'church'.
How can Cruise in his right mind go onto television preaching to people about these ridiculous notions, surely now he and his fellow loonies can start to see the damage that these kinds of opinions are doing. He is a position of power and is abusing it. I dread to think what will happen when his baby is born. Run Katie, run!

Trump number 5!

So Donald Trump has become a father for the fifth time. Hmm, a bit horrible but there is worse after all he is only 59 and in Hollywood that's really no age at all for a five time father! And after all he says that having a new baby is keeping him young, I just hope that the as yet unnamed little chap ends up with better hair than his dad, Trump really takes the comb over to another level! Congratulations Donald and Melania Knaus Trump (great name!) I'm sure that you are very happy!

Garner's Girl Is Just Too Important

Jennifer Garner has been driving the cast and crew of 'Alias' crazy after her return from her maternity leave. Apparently it seems that she is always on the phone to the nanny, showing photos or talking about her beautiful baby. As ever Hollywood is criticising her for not being more focused on her career and forgetting about Violet the minute she is on the set. But I think that it is lovely that she is being so normal, although she is the star of the show so I suppose she should be getting back to work. It seems that this version of Bennifer really does work, and Ben and Jen have become an all American cute family. But I wonder how he feels about her intense broodiness, apparently she wants loads more kids, in total a big brood of five!

‘Brangelina’ continues

Today the major of Cernobbio in Italy has been told to remain on standby for possible official duties that may be needed on behalf of the possible Pitt/Jolie nuptials. Brad and Angelina both make me sick, I can’t believe that this is actually going on; the world really has gone mad. Celebrities are getting out of control. Can it really be true that an official of Italy life is on hold for these two loonies? To be honest who really cares if they do or don’t get married, their reputations have been tarnished, and as everyone knows there can be such a thing as over-exposure. I’ll never feel the need to see one of their movies again, when I can follow their soap opera life for free!

No way to Smiths reunion

The Smiths have been offered $5 million to reunite, but unfortunately Morrissey has put a major dampener on it stating that there is no way that they could get back together as “money doesn’t come into it”. It would have been fantastic for fans as they wanted them all to play together for the upcoming Coachella Valley Arts and Music Festival in Southern California. It is well known that there was no love loss between Morrissey and lead guitarist Johnny Marr, with Marr actually making the decision to end the band. Maybe one day they can put their differences aside and do one last tour, now that would be truly amazing, and I for one of millions would love to be there. Unfortunately it seems that some rifts can never be healed.

Phil hits splitsville!

So Phil Collins has split from his wife. Not the most exciting of famous people these days, but taking out the solo career one of the most amazing drummers ever. 6 years of marriage was obviously enough for wife Orianne, but Phil will remain nearby in Switzerland – whether she likes it or not – for the sake of their 2 young boys Nicholas and Mathew. I don’t know when these older celebrities are going to learn, money is great but eventually age catches up with you and a younger wife will get bored. What is it they say marry first for money…?

Courageous Clooney!

Oh George you are just so lovely! Here is a true celebrity, a person to be celebrated. A great actor, a great director with a fantastically creative mind. An Oscar winner and a thoughtful and brilliant man. George has done a really, really wonderful thing, he is giving away his Oscar gift bag (not that I agree with them, particularly the live 8 one Sir Bob – perhaps the money put into those bags could have been better spent!) by online auction to solely benefit the United Way Hurricane Response and Relief Fund. Inside the lucky and generous person will receive a hand written thank you note from George himself. What a guy!

Just Jen

Just when I think that Jennifer Aniston can’t get any better, she does. Brad has tarnished his reputation forever, and she could really dig the knife in, but no, instead of making the situation any worse for him she has released a statement asking the press to not portray her as a victim. I have nothing but the utmost respect for her, I’m sure she’ll only go from strength to strength, particularly with great films such as ‘Derailed’ - chilling and magnificent, with no Rachel Green in sight!

Pink, just perfect

I can’t believe that Hollywood bimbo’s are calling Pink fat! Just because she poked fun at the obsessiveness of stick thin figures, doesn’t give anyone the right to be so mean to her. Everyone knows that Pink has had issues with herself; it’s all over the lyrics in her songs, particularly those in album ‘missundaztood’, so it’s particularly horrible. I’m glad though that she is rising above it knowing that she is not fat, but athletic, strong and muscular and simply leaving it at that. Good for you!

Depplicious!

Johnny Depp is currently filming the next two films in the Pirates of the Carribbean trilogy and I can't wait - not for the films I thought that the first one was rubbish except of course for him! But because that means we will get to see more of him! He has developed into a great man really, taking care of Vanessa and their kids Jack and Lily, in France, and keeping their lives as normal as possible by shunning the limelight. But I was thrilled when I looked in a magazine recently and saw a picture of him having a quick break from shooting on a yacht sunning himself. Dear me I had forgotten what an amazingly handsome guy he is (as we never see him). Thank god he is filming again, the world has been a bleak place without him!

Crowe junior junior

Congratulations to Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer, who have just announced that their second child due in June or July will be another son, and brother to their two year old son Charlie. Russell may be a bit wild, especially with the press or members of the public, but there is no denying that he is a truly fantastic actor (A Beautiful Mind - being my favourite film) and he is also a devoted husband and father. Before Charlie was born, Danielle and Russell could often be seen on the red carpet promoting various films and I have never seen a more loved up man gazing adoringly at his wife. Good luck to them!

Literally Neverland!

What is it about Michael Jackson and his money? We all saw the Bascheer interview and it was made very obvious that he is a shop-aholic, but he is also a multimillionaire! Now he has been ordered to shut down his Neverland Valley Ranch by the Californian authorities who have fined him $169,000 (£97,000) for not paying his employees or maintaining proper insurance.
His life continues to spiral out of control, along with his bank balance. To be fair though I bet his lawyers fees were huge. When is someone going to take this man in hand and sort him out?!

How can Posh help you push?

Just when it seems that life in the world of Katie Holmes can’t get any crazier, she goes and outdoes herself. Now it seems she has enlisted the help of Victoria Beckham as her birthing partner, in the hope of seeking tips of how not to scream whilst giving birth. Well, Victoria can give Katie the very simple solution to this, having had 3 boys, but never having given birth. Katie, dear if you want to understand the pain of childbirth, then you need to talk to someone who has actually been through it, a caesarean really doesn’t count! But then again Katie is becoming well known for her rubbish decisions; scientology, Tom Cruise…
(After all 41% of all Americans would rather spend time with Saddam Hussein than your crazy ‘so called’ fiancé!)

Oh Elton don’t be so selfish

Poor David Furnish! Not only is he lumbered with the biggest of Queens Sir Elton John, but he is having his paternal instincts denied by the selfishness of his new hubby! I’m sure they could more than lavish love and products on any child of theirs that they were lucky enough to be raising. But Elton has put a stop to that, stating that he is too busy to give a child the attention that they deserve.
Well David, at least you have all the money to keep you company!

Sad news

I am terribly saddened to hear about the death of Dana Reeves. As a huge Superman fan I was very upset when Christopher died, but now Dana as well. My thoughts are with their children who must be finding it tough in this very difficult time.

The results are in!

I’m so pleased that Rachel Weisz has won an Oscar for her role in The Constant Gardner and I would like to say a huge congratulations! I haven’t seen the film yet, but it looks highly emotive and intriguing, and definitely a life changing role for Rachel. I’m glad that this American institution has finally started to recognise British talent rather than continuing in its tradition of simply acknowledging its own home grown actors. Commiserations to Michelle Williams who also put on a fabulous performance in Brokeback Mountain and also to Heath Ledger, unfortunately for you both the film was just too dull!
Also a big congrats to George Clooney I’m so glad that you have finally been recognised by the academy, you really are George Clooney - Oscar Winner and sexiest man 1997, although to me you will always be Doug Ross paediatric attending at the county general ER!

Oscar Fever!

So the prestigious Oscars are upon us again. It will be interesting to see what happens. Good luck to Brokeback Mountain, a very boring film, but they are all very nice people! Also good luck to the Constant Gardner team.

No more stupid blondes!

I hate Chantelle Houghton. I’m sorry that was a bit strong, but I am sick of stupid blonde bimbets polluting my TV. We have one Paris Hilton, we don’t need another, and I don’t think that my sanity will surfice another blonde idiot. The problem is I think that Chantelle has real staying power. She really wants to be famous and adored so she’s determined to stick.
I’m sure she’s a sweet girl but she’s just so irritating, I hate her voice, her ads on E4 and her giggling blonde hair twizzling thing, right now I would do anything to see someone on TV with a brain!

Glitter is guilty.

Gary Glitter is finally behind bars.
He is a disgrace to our country, and really has got off lightly, particularly since he tried to buy those girls parents off. All the poor children that he has been near, 3 years hardly seem anywhere near enough.
I hope he rots.

Fraud, really come on!

So the latest addition to the crazy life of celebrity marriages is fraud. Fraud? Come on, yes divorce is messy, but sometimes you’ve just got to hold your hands up and admit that you’ve made a mistake! First it was the lovely Renee Zellweger and that country singer Kenny Chesney (who!), now One Tree Hill co-stars Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray. Here is a real situation of act first think later, not really a cause for annulment though and certainly not on the grounds of fraud! How was he fraudulent? Because he didn’t tell her that he was a cheating scumbag? Sophia, I do feel sorry for you, and it must be incredibly awkward being stuck working with him, but unfortunately that’s life, it happens to us all and the only way to avoid it is simply to get another job. I’m surprised she didn’t see trouble coming after all she did marry a guy with the worst possible name – Chad! I didn’t think that people with that name really existed outside of a mills and boons novel…

Britney, Britney, Britney!

I am troubled to hear about further problems in the Spears/Federline marriage. Kevin is horrible, it’s a fact, and Britney poor love has just been blind to it. He is a blood sucking, publicity hungry hanger on, who has done the ultimate, marry a young naïve beautiful pop princess and ride the dream for the rest of his life. Trouble is, he just can’t keep his trousers on, or rather he can’t be discrete and appear to keep his trousers on. The sad thing is that while Britney is (slowly) realising that she’s made a big boo boo here, she’s now got baby Sean in tow. But even trying to be a good mother and wife, and desperately trying to keep her family together, she can’t keep ignoring the women that humiliatingly keep popping up in the arms of her man. First Kindra Jade (a porn star to add real insult to injury) and now Sandy Lakdar, a young French dancer. Wake up and smell the coffee Brits, you’ve bagged a bad ‘un.
If only you hadn’t cheated on Justin…

Teri’s had a touch up!

Teri Hatcher is the latest celeb to admit delaying the signs of ageing! She’s told the world that she’s had botox and collagen. To be honest it’s not exactly a huge surprise as she does look fabulous, it’s just a little sad that she felt the need to jump on the botox – freeze your face train. At least she seems to have learnt a valid lesson about ageing graceful and has given up the needle treatment stating that it’s ok to have wrinkles. I totally agree Teri!