The Coolest Baby in Pop!

Bless Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rochdale they are so cute! Pleased as punch to be becoming parents, they are becoming well known in all baby shops on both sides of the Atlantic, and I for one can’t wait for their babies birth later in the year. They will no doubt be great parents, with Gwen already talking and singing to her bump! The only worry is the crazy name they may give their beloved one, fingers crossed Gwen will invest so much creativity into new children’s clothes range L.A.M.B that she wont feel the need to inflict anything awful on her little one!

Goodwill Kidman!

God bless Nicole Kidman! Not only did I think that she was a wonderful actress, mother and all round great person, but to top all that she has become a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN advancing women’s rights in the UNIFEM (United Nations Development Fund For Women). I think that she is a fantastic role model, as she has always maintained family life and a fabulous career, and still maintains a positive relationship with scientology psycho Tom! Good luck in your new career!

Boring Brokeback, but beautiful bubba!

Heath Ledger’s new film was a great disappointment, the hype surrounding Brokeback Mountain, greatly outweighed the actual result, although it was interesting to see him and wife-to-be Michelle in roles that they now actually have. There hasn’t been an enormous amount news on them since the birth of Mathilda, but I wish them well for being one of the normal people and not naming their child something obscure like pirate or banana!

Honest and refreshing Vaughn!

Hooray for Vince Vaughn, and his wonderful honesty. I don’t think that there has ever been such an ego-lacking celebrity. He’s a successful movie star, he’s dating the glorious Jen Aniston, and yet he does not in anyway big himself up. No more Brad and his legacy of adoring fans, oh no, now for Jen she has the best of both worlds, a great guy who’s funny charming and to top it off as normal as any actor can be. Simply marvellous!

Falling Stars!

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have to be the most boring couple in the world of celeb-land, honestly, they aren’t the best looking in the world, and were bordering (well at least Jude was) on being a Brit superstar across the pond, but now he has spectacularly ruined it by this so boring on off on off again on again nonsense, to be honest no one is really bothered anymore, they may as well get married and be done with it, at least if they have a child there might be another spurt of interest in them and maybe kick start their already falling stars.

Who ate all the pies? - Not you obviously!!

Oh little Nicole Richie please eat! I do get very fed up with everything being “hot”, but as a general rule I find it almost upsetting to see someone that thin, I just hope that splitting from Adam wont make the weight loss any worse otherwise she really will look like a head on a stick.

Team Broderick!

Hooray for the wonderful SJP and Matthew Broderick, I’m so happy for them in everything that they do, so I was delighted to see Matthew receiving the 2,299th star on Hollywood’s Walk Of Fame. They are by far my favourite couple in Hollywood, they have sheer understated elegance and a beautiful little boy in James Wilkie, and yet still no rows, no egos, just support and understanding, they are truly fabulous!

Jump on the brand wagon!

David and Victoria a decade on… well I can’t say that I’m surprised that they have made it, after all Brand Beckham is considerably tarnished if they aren’t as one. Although the less cynical side of me does like to think of them as a loving family, and their boys are incredibly sweet. At least Victoria is a hands on mother and knows them, although I was surprised to hear that they had a nanny when she sold her story; they kept that one quiet, after all just after Brooklyn was born Victoria claimed that she would never have a nanny and would only rely on the help of her family and friends when times were tough. So when stories of further problems in their marriage surfaced I must admit to being shocked that this nanny even existed, I had always fought Victoria’s corner as this hands on mother – one of the only celebrities to have children and raise them herself. I’m sure that she will be taking care of them herself now, anymore bad publicity on their perfect marriage could destroy brand Beckham and where would they be then, after all once the footballs gone, Beckham really only has the brain to be a binman, and with their ridiculous spending habits that’s exactly where they would end up!

Give it up Kerry
Go back to being merry!

Kerry Katona really needs to get a grip. She really is a bit of a two bit celebrity. I have nothing really against her and I really felt for her when Brian left, but now she is starting to become annoying. She has always been a good mother, and she obviously adores her children, as they adore her, but this ridiculous relationship with her Dave, will seriously mess with their innocent minds. What happened to the carefree happy young mum, who was blatantly nicer that her husband? I’m glad that her relationship with Brian ended because she is worth so much more, but please love get it together, and no more freaky family photo shoots for magazines it just feels so wrong!

From fabulous to trashulous!!

Where now for the once fabulous Britney Spears? Descended into trailer trash by hooking up with that leach of a husband Kevin Federline, her reputation is now in tatters. Yet again, he is out on the party scene and she is seen standing alone with the baby. I can't believe that she didn't see it coming, it's not as if he was playing the doting dad to his other kids, and leaving his pregnant girlfriend for her was surely the first sign. Sort it out Brits, Mr JT must be so relieved that he's well out of it!

Bag a baby, drink a vial!

The Brad, Angelina, Jennifer, Vince circle is a terrible annoyance. I still can't help but be appalled by Brad, what is he thinking, does he really think he’ll tame the woman, whose own father thinks that she has mental problems. It's all these children that I feel sorry for, it seems that celebrities can just pick up a child on their holidays. Just because they have money, does not mean that they can provide a well balanced home, particularly if the mother has a tendency to drink other people’s blood!