How can Posh help you push?

Just when it seems that life in the world of Katie Holmes can’t get any crazier, she goes and outdoes herself. Now it seems she has enlisted the help of Victoria Beckham as her birthing partner, in the hope of seeking tips of how not to scream whilst giving birth. Well, Victoria can give Katie the very simple solution to this, having had 3 boys, but never having given birth. Katie, dear if you want to understand the pain of childbirth, then you need to talk to someone who has actually been through it, a caesarean really doesn’t count! But then again Katie is becoming well known for her rubbish decisions; scientology, Tom Cruise…
(After all 41% of all Americans would rather spend time with Saddam Hussein than your crazy ‘so called’ fiancé!)