‘Brangelina’ continues

Today the major of Cernobbio in Italy has been told to remain on standby for possible official duties that may be needed on behalf of the possible Pitt/Jolie nuptials. Brad and Angelina both make me sick, I can’t believe that this is actually going on; the world really has gone mad. Celebrities are getting out of control. Can it really be true that an official of Italy life is on hold for these two loonies? To be honest who really cares if they do or don’t get married, their reputations have been tarnished, and as everyone knows there can be such a thing as over-exposure. I’ll never feel the need to see one of their movies again, when I can follow their soap opera life for free!