Mortimer Martin?

Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are thinking of calling their new baby Mortimer if they have a boy. He will be named after Gwynie's godfather Steven Spielberg that they called uncle Morty. I suppose this really is only speculation, but even before the birth of daughter the press were quoting bizarre names that seemed unlikely, and they suprised us all by actually naming her after the green - or red - fruit. So maybe Morty it is after all!