McCartney marriage is a mess – what a surprise!

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills McCartney have separated. Hardly much of a surprise I can’t believe that they lasted this long! Paul has been the typical stupid older man, flattered by the attention of a younger woman, who was only looking at his wallet. I must commend Mrs Mills McCartney, she also managed to get the silly old fool down the aisle without a prenuptial agreement! She is going to make mega millions, and to add to the brilliance of her plan she got him to leave her, fantastic, and with her having his 3 year old child the sky is the limit on her bank balance. Oh Paul, you really should have listened to Stella, Linda must be turning in her grave. Well I guess we all live and learn, Paul will just have to live a little cheaper from now on!