Double news from Britney

So it is finally confirmed, Britney Spears is pregnant again by her hirrid, sleazy hanger on husband Kevin Federline. This is thoroughly disappointing, although at least it means that little Sean Preston will have someone to share the hell of this crazy parentage with!
But wait…
All is not lost! I also hear today that the Spears family have finally managed to make her see sense and she has been consulting a solicitor in the hopes of organising a divorce that she can spring on her horrible letch of a husband. We can only hope and pray that this is true. Although one thing for certain, with two kids now, this really can’t just be put down to being a young mistake.