Holmes and Cruise – the wedding – you can just hear the cash registers clinking!

Finally the Cruise/Holmes pre-nup has been finalised, with Holmes to receive 33 million dollars as a maximum settlement if the marriage lasts 11 years – 3 million dollars each year, if the marriage last longer than 11 years, this contract will be null and void and the divorce would then be subject to Californian law where everything is split 50-50.
Mr and Mrs Holmes (Katie’s parents) were initially against Katie marrying mega loon Tom, but have changed their minds realising that with the situation that Katie has got herself in, there is no option but to marry him. It would be almost impossible to break free now with baby Suri, the Holmes’ are acute people, and know that there is no way that their daughter could financially outlast Cruise in a custody battle, therefore, she’ll have to get hitched so that she can fight him with his own money - Brilliant! Let’s just hope that she can maintain her sanity! Here’s to a long 11 years! What a waste.