Travis and Paris - oh dear

So it's true Travis Barker and Paris Hilton are together! So much for her year of celibacy we all know what he is like! I'm sure that Shanna Moakler is just laughing her head off, after all going from a Playboy Playmate to a pampered princess, I'm sure that she will probably be able to teach Paris a trick or two, although maybe that is what Travis is planning to do. The whole thing is just quite fowl, I give them a month max. Those poor Barker (and De La Hoya) kids, what a horrible mess to be born into, and Alabama - that's just cruel!