Jenna Elfman is a mama!!

Congrats to Jenna Elfman and her husand Bodhi on the birth of their first child son Story Elias, born on July 23rd in Los Angeles and weighed in at 7lbs 2oz. With Jenna and her scientology views I really wonder if she went for the silent birth, well the wacko religion aside I'm really pleased for her - Dharma rocked!!

Steve Martin marries

Steve Martin has married his girlfriend of 3 years Anne Stringfield. Although with Martin now aged 61 and Stringfield 35 it is a little weird, he may be funny but he is still getting on a bit and with his sporting his Clouseau moustache as he is about to resume the role of the bumbler for the upcoming sequel to the 2006 unnecessary Pink Panther remake he must have looked even worse! But I do like the wonder that is the entertaining Mr Martin and offer him and his new young bride congratulations!!

Isla and Sascha - the baby rumours are so true

I'm so glad that we can all see from Isla's blooming figure that the rumours of her and Sascha Baron-Cohen's baby are true she rocks! He? well, I was never really into Ali G! But hey I've thought she was fabulous for years, I'm old school - I loved Shannon in Home and Away! Congrats Isla and Sascha, you will be wonderfully wacky parents!

Congrats Naomi and Liev

Congratulations to Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber on the birth of their first child son Alexander Pete Schreiber born a very healthy 9lbs 4oz 1 minute before 4pm on Thursday. After years just being Nicole Kidman's mate Naomi has really come into her own and I couldn't be happier for her, congrats!

Nicole joins Paris in the prison game

Nicole Ritchie has been sentenced to 90 hours in jail for driving the wrong way down a freeway while under the influence of drugs. As if a 90 hour (4 day) sentence wasn't enough of a joke they have decided to deduct the 6 hours that she has already served. This is totally ridiculous, particularly as the date when she will serve this has not been announced. I bet it doesn't happen, I really don't, particularly with rumours circulating that she is pregnant. Celebs really shouldn't be allowed to drive! I think Nicole, Paris and Lilo are strong reminders of that!!!

Princess Paris returns to form

I cannot believe that any of us were sucked in by Paris Hilton's claims to change. What do I see now but pictures of her either on the party scene or dressed in a leopard print bikini with a matching outfit for her dog. She makes a total mockery of the justice system bang her back up!

Justin and Jessica - could this be love?

All over the world thousands of hearts are breaking as it looks like our favourite trouser snake Mr Justin Timberlake is getting serious with boy (by that I mean our boy) stealer Jessica Biel as she joined him at the opening of his new restaurant Southern Hospitality with his whole family! Hmmph and we only just got rid of Cameron!

Xtina defends Brit Brit

I can't believe it! Christina Aguilera has been defending Britney Spears, now that's a turn up for the books!! Particularly since I thought that she hated Brit, well it seems not and not Xtina is saying that Brit is a great mum who loves her boys, with the rumours that there may be a little Xtina/Jordan on the way maybe this is early damage control (altho Christina isn't crazy and I'm sure will make a great mum) or is it just Mickey Mouse sisters doin it for themselves????