TomKat finally sets a date.

Apparently Tom Cruise and – stupid girl – Katie Holmes have finally set a date for their wedding, although that is bound to change, also in related Tom news, he is currently considering various movie offers to make his big screen come back, following his mission impossible flop and subsequent split from Paramount, he does need to tread carefully to try and win us back over, but to be honest I cant think of anything that will ever get me to see a film of his again, Jerry Maguire is ruined and as for the wonderful Interview With The Vampire, with Tom and the equally horrid Brad Pitt in it I think that I will have to burn my video!

Simpson split with Lachey due to humanitarian visit.

Jessica Simpson split with now ex-husband Nick due to an eye-opening humanitarian trip to Africa, apparently this made her realise that she wanted to try life on her own. Oh dear – see look what happens when Jessica tries to think – at this rate she’ll be alone forever!

Keith Urban in rehab!

Keith Urban (Mr Nicole Kidman) has entered rehab for alcohol dependency. I thought that Nicole had made him nip all of that sort of behaviour in the bud before they wed? Well apparently he isn’t as strong as she thought and has relapsed. Apparently he is at Cumberland Heights in Nashville Tennessee, where their home is, this facility being where he was treated for cocaine addiction in 1998. Good catch Nicole!!!

Mel B and Eddie Murphy to have a baby!

Oh dear, Mel B and Eddie Murphy are having a baby together, which apparently was conceived about 2 seconds after they met (well she’s 4 months along and they got together 4 months ago!) well they are delighted and although it is a bit weird it’s nice to hear some cheery news for a change!

Vince Vaughn is not a cheater!

The lovely Vince Vaughn is suing several tabloid newspapers for claiming that he was seen kissing a mystery blonde on October the 8th, and this alleged infidelity ended his relationship with Jen. Really, come on! Vince is just too lovely a guy for that, sure he’s no Brad in the looks department, but he more than makes up for that, after all looks fade (Brad, Tom etc) and a great caring personality lasts forever. It just would never happen.

Whitney files for divorce

So Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from Bobby Brown. Finally! All this legal separation is just a bunch of legal nonsense. Get rid Whit and run to the hills!

Paris and Nicole reunite.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reunited as BFF. Which poses the question what was it all about? Was it a publicity stunt, or was it just a simple fight between girls who should have grown up a few years ago? Who knows and to be honest who cares! Well anyway I don’t think that we will ever know, lets just hope that Nicole stays sane and isn’t too influenced by the mania that is Paris, we will all just have to wait and see!

Maggie Gyllenhaal has her baby.

Congrats to Maggie and her fiancé Peter Sarsgaard on the birth of their first child – daughter Ramona, yesterday. Bet Jake’s dead excited!

Shanna gives Paris a smack.

Oh what fun the world of celebrity is! Shanna married Travis, Shanna cheated on Travis, Travis kissed Paris, so Shanna hit Paris, fabulous, take away their designer labels and they are just a bunch of 15 year olds on a Saturday night down the park drinking cider! Brilliant! And to make it even better Paris has reported Shanna to the police, so Shanna has alleged that Paris’ companion and ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachos bent back her wrist, poured a drink on her head and shoved her down the stairs. Come on Shanna, we all know you hit her, but to be fair she deserved it!

Mel – off the wagon.

Oh dear, Mel Gibson has been spotted drinking beer in Austin, Texas on 22nd Sept. it is alleged that he and his group were in a cordoned off area so that he wouldn’t be seen, but if that’s the case then why not just drink at home? Maybe he just doesn’t want to be there. This is so incredibly sad, Mel used to be one of my favourite actors, but to be honest if I wanted to see a sad old drunk I’ll just go down to my local park, I don’t want to pay money and sit in a cinema. Sort yourself out Mel, before there is no coming back.

Paris Hilton and Andy Roddick – NO!

Apparently super slut Paris Hilton has been spotted getting hot and heavy with tennis star Andy Roddick. This greatly distresses me. Andy is a great player and has always seemed to be a great guy, what is he doing near that bimbo, fool, freak? Maybe he just fancied doing something easy in his time off, but really man everyone should have standards!

Tori Spelling pregnant

Tori Spelling has apparently announced that she is expecting her first child with husband Dean McDermott. This will be a 3rd for Dean, as he has 2 from a previous marriage. At least this will give her some happy news following the death of her father and her bitter feud with her mother. Congrats Tori!

Anna Nicole marries

I can't believe that Anna Nicole Smith has married so soon after her son Daniel's death, I mean come on he's not even been buried yet! I hope that she is happy with lawyer Howard, but still there is such a thing as taste, I just think that she is obviously still very messed up following the whole sad thing, but it's not going to do much for her profile. All a bit strange really, we wait in ancipation of what will happen next...

Travis and Paris - oh dear

So it's true Travis Barker and Paris Hilton are together! So much for her year of celibacy we all know what he is like! I'm sure that Shanna Moakler is just laughing her head off, after all going from a Playboy Playmate to a pampered princess, I'm sure that she will probably be able to teach Paris a trick or two, although maybe that is what Travis is planning to do. The whole thing is just quite fowl, I give them a month max. Those poor Barker (and De La Hoya) kids, what a horrible mess to be born into, and Alabama - that's just cruel!