Sunday, May 28, 2006

Congratulations Gwen and Gav!

I have a much happier birth to announce. Gwen Stefani has given birth to a baby boy! Kingston James McGregor Rossdale was born on friday weighing 7.5 pounds - delivered by caesarean section at the posh Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre in LA. Gavin and Gwen have been married since 2002, and I'm sure that Kingston is a more than welcome addition to their family. Congratulations!

Brangelina gives birth

Angelina Jolie has finally given birth to a daughter by Brad Pitt. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born on Saturday in Namibia, a sparsely populated desert country in southwest Africa.
I suppose that I should offer them congratulations, but since I don't believe that either of them have one ounce of sanity left in them, I don't. I suppose at least the baby stylist will have another Jolie-Pitt client. I just hope that Jen isn't too upset by it, Brad has shown his pathetic true colours, I always thought that it was his brain that was leading him, this episode with Angelina has ended any thought of that. Jen you shouldn't feel bad, he may be feeling happy now, but just think of the custody battle he'll have to go through when it all goes wrong, which to be fair, it obviously will. You just had a lucky escape my dear. Good luck to them all, especially all the Jolie-Pitt brood. I just hope that now the birth is over they will be out of the press for a while, I'm quite sick of them!

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Katie has post natal depression?

Apparently Katie Holmes is suffering from post natal depression following the birth of daughter Suri, it seems that she has been regularly in tears. Naturally the ever delightful Tom Cruise has been denying this stating that she is doing brilliantly. Of course he would say that after all he very publically criticised Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants following the birth of her eldest daughter Rowan in 2003, he would have to severely swallow his words if Katie too needs medical help. Although to be fair I would be crying too if I had to live with that looney, get out Katie, get out now, while you still have some sanity left!

Lindsay is a diva!

Lindsay Lohan has thrown a little huff on Jay Leno's US chat show. When he questioned her about her complicated love life she threatened to leave the show! That's hilarous! Who does she think she is? She's hardly a huge international star, over here in the UK we barely hear anything about her, and as for her acting, well I preferred the original herby films! Get a grip love, nobody loves a diva, and especially a B-List diva!

Finally Britney sees sense

It seems that Britney Spears has finally split with her letch of a husband Kevin Federline. Apparently Brit returned to their Californian mansion this week from New York to find aspiring rapper KFed drinking and smoking cannabis and has banished him to the basement to keep him out of the way. She had hoped to save the marriage for the sake of son Sean Preston and their second child due in October, but the situation has now become so hostile that she doesn’t think that she can save the relationship, all I can say Brit is, thank god for the prenup!

Friday, May 26, 2006

Denise and Charlie – it continues!

As boring as this divorce is becoming, apparently all is not so perfect between Denise and new beau Richie Sambora. Although they are both denying this! Whatever, I am starting to rapidly lose interest. It also seems that Richie’s estranged wife and previously best friend of Denise, Heather Locklear has split with rebound boyfriend David Spade. It’s understandable, I’m sure that Heather is very hurt and like she says not looking for anything serious right now, but also David is a bit of a weird looking guy, and far to little and shrew looking for someone as annoyingly gorgeous as Heather!

Missing McCartney?

Hmm, it seems that I may have been mistaken about Mrs Mills McCartney. Having seen a television programme about her I – like many others – assumed that she was a good digger, but it seems that this TV programme – which was quite biased towards a previous boyfriend’s bad feelings towards her. But it seems we have all been wrong, and not only is Heather a devote charity worker who apparently drops everything to help others, particularly she desperately wants to be re-united with her 63 year old husband Sir Paul. Well, maybe I was wrong, but the source of this does happen to be a friend of hers so, it seems that there is no impartial opinion of this 38 year old, she always looks like she’s sucking eggs, but apparently she hates the press! Well I don’t know, I think that I will leave forming a more solid opinion by what happens next. We wait with bated breath!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Britney gets a clue!

Britney Spears has posted a poem on her website that is obviously about her troubled relationship with husband and her feelings towards him. Finally it seems the poor dear has realised what a bum he is! I just hope that she can get out of it relatively unscathed!

Sunday, May 21, 2006

McCartney marriage is a mess – what a surprise!

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills McCartney have separated. Hardly much of a surprise I can’t believe that they lasted this long! Paul has been the typical stupid older man, flattered by the attention of a younger woman, who was only looking at his wallet. I must commend Mrs Mills McCartney, she also managed to get the silly old fool down the aisle without a prenuptial agreement! She is going to make mega millions, and to add to the brilliance of her plan she got him to leave her, fantastic, and with her having his 3 year old child the sky is the limit on her bank balance. Oh Paul, you really should have listened to Stella, Linda must be turning in her grave. Well I guess we all live and learn, Paul will just have to live a little cheaper from now on!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Update on the Locklear/Richards feud.

Nothing major really, but it is interesting in the case against Denise Richards being this poor innocent friend, as she encouraged Heather to file for divorce against Richie Sambora – ulterior motive? I think so!!

Double news from Britney

So it is finally confirmed, Britney Spears is pregnant again by her hirrid, sleazy hanger on husband Kevin Federline. This is thoroughly disappointing, although at least it means that little Sean Preston will have someone to share the hell of this crazy parentage with!
But wait…
All is not lost! I also hear today that the Spears family have finally managed to make her see sense and she has been consulting a solicitor in the hopes of organising a divorce that she can spring on her horrible letch of a husband. We can only hope and pray that this is true. Although one thing for certain, with two kids now, this really can’t just be put down to being a young mistake.

I’ve never felt so connected to America…

As a British person I have always felt a certain disconnection from my American ‘cousins’ having never visited the country and having the limited knowledge that one gains from the large amount of imported shows that we Brits are bombarded with. But today that will all change. I can honestly say hand on heart that I would be proud, more than proud to call myself an American (although of course I am not) for I hear that the beautiful American people are boycotting looney tune Tom Cruise’s new movie Mission Impossible 3. Hooray! So, so deserved! How dare he think that he can lecture all of us on his ridiculous opinions, brainwash one who could have become a new American sweetheart and then expect is to spend our hard earned cash on his film? Well done Americans! – I salute you!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Madge moans on!

Madonna allegedly is worried that she is a bad mother, as she spends so much time touring and concentrating on her music. I really can't say that I have any sympathy, she seemed so desperate for a child before Lourdes was born, and we all thought that her family was complete when Rocco was born and she married Guy. But she seems so unable to settle down. It is very simple Madge, if you want to be the perfect mother, except two things, one it is impossible and no one is perfect and two, if you want to see your children more, get over your own ego and spend more time with them!

Oh Nicole you've let me down!

Nicole Kidman has confessed that she still loves the insane Tom Cruise. Dear me! I know that they say that you never get over your one true love but please Nicole you are worth so much more. She has at least admitted that Tom wanting to get divorced was like having the rug pulled out from underneath her, although I do understand her when she says that she was waiting for something bad to happen although she thought it was going to be illness, I think that we are all waiting for something bad to happen too. But although she still has feelings for the short weirdo, she once again proved how lovely she is by saying that she would love to meet the biological parents of her two adopted children Connor and Isabella, as she feels that they are already part of their family and feels excited that one day the children may wish to meet them. That is unbelievable nice.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Hooray the world hasn’t gone completely mad!

Tom Cruise’s crazy ultrasound buying behaviour has prompted a Californian politician to introduce legislation to ban anyone but professionals owning one. Tom, who bought Katie one to observe baby Suri whilst she was in the womb, admitted at the time that he was using the ultrasound a lot on Katie, which doctors say is harmful to the baby. Doctors and technologists receive extensive training before they are qualified to perform ultrasounds and it is scary that Tom felt that he was qualified to undertake this as well. I guess it’s one nil to the normal people and zero to the loonies!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Heather knows why…

Denise Richards has hit back at accusations that her new relationship with Richie Sambora was the reason behind the demise of her marriage to Charlie Sheen and Richie’s to her best friend Heather Locklear. Denise insists that there were other reasons behind the end of her friendship to Heather that only Heather knows. She also maintains that her relationship with Sambora is far too new to have impacted on the end of either marriage. Nice try Denise, I just don’t buy it!
Further development on the Sheen/Richards divorce will be a fresh court showdown on the 18th of May, we wait with baited breath to see what happens next!

Richie finally admits – “I’m too thin”

Nicole Richie has finally admitted that she has an eating problem that is behind her dramatic weight loss. After months of hiding behind the excuse that she is naturally thin Nicole is now working with a doctor and a nutritionalist to help her, good luck Nicole!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Britney to hold press conference on Thursday

Britney Spears is holding a press conference on Thursday and no-one knows why. Is she pregnant again? Is she getting divorced? Nobody knows! Hopefully divorced KFed is a hanger on, she can really do without. We will wait and see!

Jolie can’t believe she’s pregnant; well that huge bump is easy to miss!

Apparently Miss Jolie didn’t intend to ever carry a child that is biologically her own and always intended to have lots of adopted children. Meeting the delightful Brad changed her mind. Whatever, very romantic, NOT! I still give it a year max!

Brainwashed thy name is Katie!

Oh Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, where oh where has your brain gone? The fact that you let the horrible Tom Cruise anywhere near you is bad enough, then you had his baby, and now a whole two weeks later you are allowing him to oversee your fitness regime with Sue Fleming, the owner of Buff Brides who specialises in turning unfit fiancés into toned wives in a matter of weeks, (how healthy that sounds!) in order to be skinny again for your wedding to him. Don’t do it Katie! Save yourself now, god only knows what his kind of love will do to baby Suri!
Apparently his reasoning for her to lose this weight is that he wants her to be “the most beautiful bride ever”, this apparently made her cry. CRAZY!