Jessica and Nick really need to move on.

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, how dull they have become, first we have Jessica still wearing her wedding ring, although around her neck on a chain, now Nick is stating that he would marry Jessica all over again. I really wish that they would get over each other, although now I’m starting to wonder whether the whole split and divorce was some rubbish publicity stunt so that they can re-marry, maybe it’s for a secret TV deal, Newlyweds – The Reunion!

Denise and Charlie – The Story Continues…

(Although not really to do with Charlie Sheen, we’ll add him into the title anyway!) Denise Richards is rumoured to be seeing Richie Sambora, the soon to be ex-husband of her best friend Heather Locklear! When confronted by Heather a stunned Denise didn’t know what to say, her silence confirming all to Heather, who stated that she never wants to see Denise again “It’s like you’ve died” Miaow! Ooh I can’t wait to hear what Charlie has to add!

George Clooney – quite the prankster!

George Clooney recently pulled a prank on friend Julia Roberts. Julia who has made a return to acting following the birth of her twins Hazel and Phin is starring in ‘Three Days of Rain’ on Broadway. George bribed a production assistant to knock on Julia’s door an hour before her preview performance with a dozen pages of new script that the director (who Julia discovered was unavailable) had altered and wanted her to learn. Julia of course fumed that this was ridiculous and went back into her dressing room slamming the door. George left her to stew for a bit but finally knocked on her door with the cheeky remark “learnt your lines yet?”

Leo takes a tumble

Leo DiCaprio has been injured whilst filming his new movie Blood Diamond in Mozambique. He was flown by helicopter to a clinic in Nelspruit South Africa for an MRI scan after slipping and injuring his knee. Fortunately he had no internal injuries and returned to filming.

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen – The Divorce Takes a Sinister Turn

Denise Richards has obtained a restraining order against soon to be ex-husband Charlie Sheen after she claims he threatened to kill her. Denise states that during their brief reconciliation towards the end of last year Charlie was visiting gay and underage porn sites and had developed a gambling problem. During a visit to Barbados last December Charlie admitted he had a “madam” and was using prostitutes, Denise objected and he called her an “overacting prude”. The final straw came when Charlie came to make a scheduled visit to their 10 month old baby daughter Lola; allegedly he pushed Denise whilst she was holding the baby and claimed that he was going to have her killed. 3 days prior to this he claimed that if she ever revealed details of his lifestyle “you won’t lay your head down at night”. Nasty stuff.
Charlie has hit back at these claims stating that he is “deeply saddened” by Denise’s comments calling it a smear campaign, and radical allegations, although he doesn’t actually state that it is untrue. We wait with bated breath for round 2…

Kidman yet again proves she above the Cruise!

Nicole Kidman has released a statement congratulating Katie Holmes on the birth of her daughter Suri. Noticeably missing was any mention of congratulations to Tom Cruise! Allegedly there was a heated argument between Tom and Nicole when Tom told her that he wanted their adopted children Isabella and Connor in the delivery room when Katie was having the baby. Nicole naturally was completely against this as they are only 13 and 11 respectively and there was hardly any need to traumatise them with first hand labour experience! Looney Tom strikes again! But nice to see Nicole rising above the whole situation yet again, after miscarrying Tom’s baby herself it was very big of her to say congratulations and very kind.

Little girl lost gets saved by a fox!

Lost star Matthew Fox recently popped out to his local supermarket and after parking his car he heard a little girl crying having lost her mum. The superstud then picked up the snivelling child and went into the supermarket, immediately finding the distressed mum and returning the distressed child. What a star, he quickly made an exit though (although after receiving many thank you kisses) feeling that a bombardment of autograph seekers was about to descend upon him! Matthew Fox, superstar, gorgeous and all round hero!

TomKat finally have their kitten

It is with a great sigh of relief that I can say that yes, the longest and most boring (other than the whole Brangelina thing) pregnancy is over! Katie Holmes has finally given birth to a 7 pound 7 ounce baby girl, Suri. Apparently, this is Hebrew for Princess, nice and odd though we wouldn’t expect anything less! Apparently they came across the name when they read it in a book, although this is no-where near as inventive as their fellow celebs, with names such as Pirate and Banjo in the mix, not forgetting our own Brit eccentric names such as Fifi Trixibelle and Tiger Lily. At least now it is all over Tom Cruise will finally shut up, although their little one couldn’t have timed her arrival much better, with Cruise about to begin the publicity tour for MI 3. Oh god we’re about to hear all over again about how happy he is! Let the fun begin…

Also, congrats to Brooke Shields and husband Chris Hench on the safe arrival of second daughter Grier Hammond Hench, a baby sister for Rowan who is 3 next month. Freaky though that Grier and Suri were born on the same day with the fantastic relationship that their parents have with each other!!

Oh Jessica!

Apparently Jessica Simpson was recently so taken with some designer jewelled pendants at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills that she ended buying 8 of them, as she stated, one for every day of the week, duh! Well maybe there are 8 days in a week in her world!

Nick Carter questioned for sexual assault.

Allegedly Nick Carter has sexually assaulted a young woman on March 27th at a friend’s house in Key West, Florida. This is not the first time Nick has hit the headlines due to bad behaviour. In July 2004 he was accused by ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton of hitting her. It remains to be seen what happens in this case and as yet the details are a bit hazy, but it is disappointing that these reports keep happening about a guy loved by teenagers and those of us who were teenagers. I just hope he sorts himself out and if he is responsible for hurting this girl he is punished accordingly. Why do these child stars always have to go off the rails?

TomKat gets sicker!

Really nothing Tom Cruise does should surprise me by now, but it seems that he is going to eat the placenta and cord when his new baby is born. Hmm, now I know that there is supposed to be nutritional value to this, but it is still a pretty horrible thought, particularly when you add the cord into the equation. But why, oh why does he have to continue to tell us about his weirdness. Please stop Tom; I want to go back to sleeping at night!

TomKat - an update

Tom Cruise is now telling the world about the seminars that he and Katie Holmes have been attending so that the can learn how to be good parents. I think that this is a little insulting to his adopted children Connor and Isabella, does this mean that he has not been a good father to them, because he could not be bothered to learn how to before? After all it is a bit late as Isabella is 13 and Connor is 11! They also can't decide whether to have a home or hospital birth, if I was Katie I would definately go with hospital, otherwise there she will be in the throws of labour and I expect some of his looney Scientology pals will turn up and want in on the action. Any day now the little one will be here and I wish him or her all the luck in the world, after Tom has proven time and time again, money can't buy you sanity!

Eminem loses his best friend

Eminem's best friend and member of D12 'Proof' was shot dead last Tuesday. Proof who's real name is Deshaun Holton was best man at Eminem's wedding in January and has constantly given Marshall the support and guidance that he has needed. Without his best friend and companion what is next for the huge star, although the aftermath of this tragedy is already being felt with Marshall splitting from wife Kim for the second time recently, even though they have only been married this time for 3 months, and having recently only just got over a pain killer drug addiction, the death of someone as important as this can only have further devastating effects, we can only hope that Eminem can get through this tough time and be ok.

Ewan jumps on the adoption bandwagon

So, Ewan McGregor and his wife Eve Mavrakis have adopted a four year old girl from Mongolia. Ewan and Eve already have 2 daughters of their own Esther 4 and Clara 1. It seems that Ewan may have got the idea when he spent 3 months on the ‘Long Way Round’ motorcycle trip with Charley Boorman in 2003, but we shall see. At present his spokespeople are giving no further comment.

Will Lopez’s ex get to spill all?

Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband Ojani Noa is attempting to release a book containing details of her personal life. Now this is cheeky, everyone knows that this one time waiter exists and we also all know that he received a fat pay-off from his divorce from the latin singer/dancer/movie star. However, what has only just come to light is that he is trying to get further payoffs, writing to JLo’s lawyers stating that he wants 5 million dollars to not print this book. Noa has already allegedly made statements to the New York Post’s page 6 column that Lopez had an affair with current husband Marc Anthony when he was still married to Dayanara Torres. Ojani is cheeky, but I wonder if he will get away with it!

Congrats Gwyneth & Chris

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin on the birth of their second child – son Moses. Weird name, but there’s no shock there although dag–nam it I really thought that it was going to be Mortimer! Well anyway a welcome addition to their cute family:-
Chris, Gwyneth, Apple and Moses Martin aah...

Has Britney lost it for good?

Former pop princess Britney Spears has failed to make it on the FHM’s top 100 sexiest women, after topping the list only 2 years ago. Readers used to not be able to get enough of her, but with her increased weight gain, skin problems and having a greasy husband hanging off her arm she has become less appealing to the male population of the UK. Add to those problems the constant less than flattering photos and her disappearance from TV and radio is this really that surprising? Sad though when you think of all the blokes in this country, and you only need around 20,000 votes to feature on the list – well never mind Brits, there’s always next year!

Paris spouts off - again!

Paris Hilton has spoken out against ex-best friend Nicole Richie, calling her jealous. Paris is now stating that Nicole let fame go to her head after bringing Nicole onto "her" show. She has also criticised Nicole's weight loss calling her "not normal" and "sad". It seems to me that Paris is the jealous one, once the 'Simple Life' began everyone starting talking about Nicole, she was much more of a character than Paris, who always seemed a bit simple really! Nicole also was absolutely nuts, and seemed at the time to be incredibly wild, but since their fall-out Nicole has calmed down considerably and, even though she has lost too much weight, she dresses and acts in a sophisticated manner. The feud between these two comes down to something very simple! - Nicole grew up!

Whitney gets worse

Whitney Houston's sister-in-law Tina Brown has released pictures of the disgusting hole that Whitney and husband Bobby Brown are living in. This high priced squalor includes crack pipes and rubbish in their bathroom, on the floor and in the sinks, with food and beer bottles littering the place. What on earth has happened to these two? Whitney was an awesome artist in the 80's and 90's and has a spectacular voice, but it seems that her life has become so mis-guided since she married Bobby, her besottedness has blinded her to exactly what is going on in their lives. I cannot believe that the American authorities haven't stepped in on behalf of their daughter Bobbi, it just seems so wrong that they can continue behaving like maniacs with a child! Hopefully Tina's photos will shock them into sorting out their lives, but unfortunately I very much doubt it.

Liza's ex makes a pop!

Liza Minnelli's ex-husband David Gest has made a mean-spirited comment about her on a recent TV appearance, stating that she has gained weight, after seeing her interview on the Larry King Live Show on the 15th of March. It does seem a bit pathetic to making these sorts of comments now, after all their relationship ended ages ago, and Liza, although odd, doesn't really deserve such unnecessary nastiness! Come on David get over her and leave her alone!

Le Blanc has played away

The separation of Matt Le Blanc and his wife Melissa Knight has been explained with Matt having left Melissa for his 'Joey' co-star Andrea Anders who plays his neighbour Alexis in the programme. Apparently Melissa was left highly shocked when Matt announced in January that he was leaving, and accused him of seeing someone else in March which he did admit. Their marriage was never completely happy with Matt forced to admit that he went to a strip club when he was drunk, a far cry from the fun and sweet persona the world was given of him when he was in 'Friends'. Perhaps with the demise of 'Friends' life became too difficult for Matt, after all it was a major part of all the cast's lives and there have been definately positive and negative changes for all of them since it ended. With 'Joey' not being recommisioned it is interesting where Matt's life will go now, but still it is a shame that his marriage did fail.

Smoky Crowe in trouble again!

Russell Crowe is in trouble once more after allegedly smoking whilst singing at clubs with his new band in New Zealand.
This is very naughty since he is from New Zealand and fully aware of their smoking ban in public places. He was caught smoking during his 3 gig tour with his new folk band ‘The Ordinary Fear Of God’ where he was meanly called “an okay singer” but a “stunningly average” performer. Ouch, that must hurt on home soil, well maybe if you’d play by the rules and put out the fags Russell, you’d get a better reception!

Brangelina hits a problem

Oh dear it looks like Brad and Angelina are fighting. It seems that she is hesitant to set a wedding date and he is annoyed about this, they also seem to be arguing about just about everything these days, with Ang wanting Brad to be more like the man she first met - independent and masculine - unlike the possesive whiny guy he is now. Apparently the rows even led to Angelina storming out of their Paris flat recently taking Maddox and Zahara with her, although she did return 4 hours later. It all sounds a bit like pregnancy hormones really, a fuss over nothing - although perhaps it could be the beginning of the end, who knows, but the likelihood of them making it for the long hall are very very slim, it is only a matter of time...